Post by RIGOR MORTIS. on Mar 1, 2010 0:29:11 GMT -5
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[/size][/center]THANK YOU.
[/size]for taking an interest in your survival.
THIS GUIDE HAS BEEN CREATED WITH THE INTENTION OF KEEPING YOU ALIVE. EDUCATION IS YOUR GREATEST WEAPON AGAINST THE RANKS OF THE UNDEAD (although hey, a shot to the head is decidedly pretty damned effective, too.) YOUR WILLINGNESS TO USE YOUR GREY MATTER IS WHAT SEPARATES YOU FROM THE LUMBERING RANKS OF THE RE-ANIMATED, SO LET'S GET YOU INTO SHAPE.[/color][/size][/center]
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[/size][/center]We advise not to trek into these areas under any circumstances. Going to these locations ensures death--but there's a high risk of becoming re-animated through infection. If you are feeling suicidal, a far more convenient method is to take a bullet to the brain--if you've got half-decent aim and don't end up a human vegetable, this is a surefire way to die and --most importantly-- stay dead.
TOWN SQUARE--this place is still hustling and bustling, alright, but with forlorn zombie souls and human carnage. This place is now [not-so-]affectionately known as 'zombie central' by the people who reside in Fitch, and rest assured, it has rightfully earned this title. We advise against visiting under any circumstance.
ASHTON PARK--would you believe the zombies like swing sets nearly as much as you or me? This place serves as a shortcut across the city -- as well as dangerous, zombie-infested terrain.
STRATFORD HIGH--WARNING: OUT THERE BE ZOMBIES. Apparently, they were just dying for an education--oh shit, we really did not just say that.The place is absolutely infested, and anyone with half a brain has left them to the school ruins --we advise you do, too.
WILDERNESS--it's possible that salvation is out there, but altogether more likely that this place is the surest path to becoming a flesh-eating monster. Nobody knows what's out there. Like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory: nobody goes in, and nobody comes out.
ALLIANCE BASES--well, this has less to do with the threat of zombies and more to do with the fact that nine times out of ten you'll be shot on sight. An Inferi is not getting into a Nyx base. A Koios is not getting into an Inferi base. And an outcast will likely not get within a hundred feet of an alliance base. Tensions between factions are high and let's face it--leave it to humans to breed war during the apocalypse.
BE ON YOUR GUARD, AND REMEMBER:
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "SAFE", ONLY "SAFER".
[/color]THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "SAFE", ONLY "SAFER".
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