Post by mars mario luigi siinfel on Mar 13, 2010 20:36:38 GMT -5
YEAH, THIS IS NOT NATURAL:
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A BUNCH OF HOLES WHERE THE DEAD USED TO BE.[/center][/font]
[/b][/font] Marius Siinfel.NAME
NICKNAMES[/b][/font] Mars/ Mars-Bar/any variation of 'dipshit' or 'moron'.
BIRTHDAY[/b][/font] August 19th. YAY SUMMER BABIES.
AGE 19, lagging three years behind Emory.
ORIENTATION HE AUTHENTICALLY LOVES EVERYTHING. LOLSUCKSTOBEYOU.
SEX Hard to tell sometimes, but male.
ALLIANCE
ALLIANCE ROLE
FORGET SUPERNATURAL, CAUSE ALL
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THOSE RESTING IN PEACE ARE OUT WALKING THE STREETS![/center][/font]
BUILD Mars is hilariously lanky, and despite nearly pulling himself up to Emory's height (a beastly 6'2"), he finds it nearly impossible to stand on his own two feet. He sways. A lot. And it's not due to drunkenness but instead the fact that he has yet to find his center of gravity. Maybe his inability to stand straight can be blamed on the amount of time he spends flinging himself at people.
HAIR COLOR Blonde.
EYE COLOR Blue.
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES The guy has a wide array of dipshit expressions (and he wears them with pride), but his facial control and spazzfuck behavior are probably his only visibly distinctive qualities.
PLAYBY Dougie Poynter.
ACROSS THE SKY, THEY CAN HEAR YOU ON
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THE OTHER SIDE A SCREAM THAT'S LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE THE DEAD![/center][/font]
LIKES kahl kahl kahl kahl kahl kahl, lego, kahl, snow, kahl, picture books, snow, talking, emmy, the idea of flight, never having to grow up (he is a victim of peter pan syndrome), kahl, and did we forget to mention, everyone and everything?
DISLIKES having to sit still for any amount of time, pain, being introduced to ideas that make his brain ache (purely for the brain-achy part and not the cool ideas part), scary noises, the dark.
GOALS LEARN TO READ. Mars is just nigh of illiterate. The written word is an entirely foreign language to him, and much staring and squinting is necessary for him to get through a Dr. Seuss book. He'd love to read these books that Emory's always labelling 'classics'--at least long enough to decide that they're boring.
LEARN TO FLY.
FIND DISNEYLAND.
TO EAT REESE'S PIECES ALL DAY LONG FOREVER.
FEARS See, um, the word 'fear' generally implies being smart enough to listen to the 'alarm' sensors in the back of your skull.
Mars embraces them.
Anyways, he supposes he fears the following.
-VEGETABLES. Oogadebooga. The best thing about the zombie scourge is that Emmy spends less time trying to make him eat his greens.
-THE IDEA OF BEING LEFT ALONE. The idea that Team Dipshit will dwindle down to one or that Emory would some day disappear decidedly unnerve the kid.
-THE IDEA OF BEING FORGOTTEN. He hopes his complete and total childishness and obliviousness are the two traits you will not be able to forget him for, but he's not really sure.
-NIGHTTIME. Because that's when the scritch-scratchy noises in the surrounding areas get ominous and make him curl up into the fetal position within his sleeping bag.
-MAKING THE FIRST MOVE. Mars does understand that people do not always want them in their world, and he fears having to burden them if they don't want him around. Making the first move is kind of awkward for him.
OVERALL PERSONALITY MARS TAKES .003 SECONDS TO DECIDE HE LOVES YOU. LOOK OUT.
The kid is a ball of sunshine with an unmatchable enthusiasm for life, and though he's the least ambitious child you'll have met in your years, he is nearly guaranteed to be the cutest failure you'll ever know. He is oblivious to the wrongs of this life, is completely in love with the world, and is only able to question silly little nuances that no-one should pay attention to. He's is the definition of naîve and has a tendency to trust everything he meets. Mars's gullibility is usually interpreted as 'stupidity', but he prefers to think of himself as someone with a lot of faith in the world. (Just between you and me, though--he does have the mentality of a five year oldtrapped in a whore's body.)
He was smothered a lot during his childhood and has a tendency towards social awkwardness, but that's probably just Siinfel trademark. He usually compensates for this with a lot of hand motion and desperate clinging. He absolutely cannot function on his own, though.
He is bursting at the seams with sunshine, motion, and love.
Mars is liable to throw his heart around like there is no tomorrow. He wants to find someone to do stupid things with--someone that he can play games with, someone that can be dragged to the remnants of the mall and pretend the black tiles were lava with. The guy is accidentally chivalrous. He falls hard and fast but finds it impossible to contain his love to just one person--hence his problems. He has no fear of rejection because by the time he realizes he's been turned down he's catapulted himself unto someone else.
Mars has a childlike tendency to go with 'whatever feels good', so maybe he's following in his brother's footsteps more than he could imagine.
ALL ALONE YOU BOUGHT TICKETS FOR
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THE NIGHTMARE AS YOU WAKE THE DEAD! WAKE THE DEAD! OH![/font][/center]
PARENTS HE IS THE SPAWN OF NOAH AND ELIZABETH SIINFEL.
SIBLINGS Emmy. He doesn't know (quite) yet, but a striking, grand terror by the name of Keagan.
OTHERS He's pretty distant from the other members of his family tree and waaay too young (physically and emotionally) to be having Dipshit Jr's running around, so N/A.
HISTORY Mars was socially stifled and completely smothered by Emory throughout his childhood--and he honestly didn't mind, because he loved his brother to the ends of the world and back. It was just that the kid was so triumphantly overprotective that he managed to scare off even the most perseverant of his childhood friends, thinking they were insincere in their affections. Mars could never consider himself lonely, he supposes, because he'd manage to chill with old ladies on park benches when sudden bouts of "I NEED PEOPLE AROUND ME" hit, and all of his "OH MAN I REALLY LIKE YOU" spazfits seemed to subside rather quickly, too.
That was, until Kahl, his missing half showed up. For reasons unknown that kid never did catch Emmy's signal to get the fuck away. For reasons unknown he was able to complete not only Mars, but Team Dipshit. For Emory, Kyle became the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't. But for Mars, Kyle became love and life itself, the source of broken bones and endless company (with or without Emory's permission.) When the zombie infestation tore them apart, Mars was absolutely desolated, and for the first time experienced heartache that couldn't be forgotten just by catapulting himself onto someone new.
They migrated to Fritch, sustained off of only strawberry Kool-Aid and Twinkies (two of the only substances in the world without an expiry date.) He's always sought a Team Dipshit reunion, and 2015 just may be his lucky year.
THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE! AN EMPTY HOLE IN YOUR
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CHEST WHERE YOUR HEART USED TO BEAT! DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS?[/font][/center]
YOUR NAME KRINA.
AGE SEIZE.
OTHER CHARRIES Emory Siinfel.
SAMPLEFOR SAMPLE CHECK OUT EMMY'S C:.
